Bruce
Bruce is considered pretty annoying by most people that meet him. He collects and occasionally repairs vintage Macs, writes second-rate code and makes YouTube videos that no one wants to watch.
Famous for classic quotes like “these computers have never been this old before” and “I’m not a big Dick Marx fan”.
Jay
Jay is that guy who owns more screwdrivers than socks and considers “it worked when I bought it” to be fighting words.
He’s a certified garage gremlin: takes apart anything with screws, buttons, or mystery beeps, then puts it back together—usually better, occasionally with leftover parts he swears are “character.” Vintage Gameboys, dying toasters, angry printers, random Amazon gadgets… if it’s broken, Jay’s already elbow-deep in it, muttering “hold my Baileys” like it’s a battle cry.
Dana
Dana has no idea who these people are and is preparing to file charges of bribery. Dana also spends way too much time playing with his ANS (Apple Network Server).